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5-Star Crystal With a Side of Scandal.

The most talked-about glass at any table - before you even pour.

Premium crystal and an unforgettable silhouette that gets people buzzing.

xoxo, Klinkys was born to bring high-end crystal and unapologetic fun together - crafted to create unforgettable moments and elegantly celebrate the male form. Polished enough for a black-tie table, bold enough to steal the spotlight.

Protection Meets Presentation

  • Every glass rests securely to prevent movement.

  • Two layers of dense foam - built to absorb impact.

  • Sturdy outer box built for safe travel and ready to gift.

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Ice Breaker
Instantly the center of attention. “Oh my gosh, is that...?”
Leads with awkward small talk. "So… how’s work?”
Instagram Worthiness
Crystal sparkle and outrageous silhouette = Instagram magnet.
Background filler at best. Maybe 10 likes.
Giftability
Most memorable gift, hands down.
Forgettable glassware that disappears into storage.
Conversation Legacy
Becomes the story that lives on in group chats and inside jokes.
Gone and forgotten the morning after.
Judgment Factor
Proudly shameless.
Pretentious and uptight.

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • It isn’t modelled on any one person - our design team 3D-modelled it to be stylish and elegant (never vulgar 😅) while perfectly functional as a glass.

  • We wrap the glasses in two layers of dense foam inside a strong box, so they arrive safe and ready to toast.

  • While we do everything possible to protect your order, shipping can occasionally be rough. If a glass arrives broken, don’t worry - we stand behind every order with our satisfaction guarantee. Send us your order info and a quick photo, and we’ll send a free replacement without delay.

  • We want you to love every part of your experience, and we’re here to make things right if something isn’t perfect. We offer a 14-day refund policy, meaning you have 14 days from the date of delivery to contact us if there’s an issue with your order.

    Because each piece of our glassware is handmade and delicate, we unfortunately can’t accept returns. However, if your item arrives damaged or doesn’t meet expectations, we’ll work with you to find the best solution - this may include sending a replacement or, if needed, issuing a full refund.

  • United States: Orders ship from our warehouses in Denver, CO and San Bernardino, CA. Depending on your location, delivery typically takes 2–5 business days.


    Australia: Orders ship from Sydney, with delivery also usually taking 2–5 business days, depending on where you are.

  • Not at the moment. We currently ship only within the USA and Australia - but stay tuned! We’re planning to launch international shipping in 2026.

  • Our glasses are crafted from premium lead-free crystal glass and independently tested to meet USA & Australian food-safety standards.

  • Each glass is individually hand-crafted to achieve its signature shape and sparkle.

    To ensure every piece is consistent in shape and form, our artisans hand-pour molten crystal into precision molds, then finish and polish each glass by hand.

    After forming, every piece passes through three stages of rigorous quality checks so only the finest glasses make it to you.

    Production takes place in a specialized glassmaking workshop in China.

  • Absolutely. Pop them in the dishwasher for an easy, sparkle-clean finish.

  • Yes. Tracking details are added to your order as soon as it ships, so you can follow your delivery every step of the way.

  • Absolutely. We’re happy to accommodate larger orders and can provide a discount for big events. While our glasses ship in sets of 6, we’ll create a custom plan to match your guest count and timeline. Just email us with your event date and desired quantity at info@klinkys.com.