So fun! Can’t wait to celebrate with them!
The Willy - Clear Glass
Five-star crystal with a side of scandal.
$4,999.50 AUD / 100.0 flute
- Every glass is 4 oz / 120 ml, crafted from lead-free crystal.
- Handmade with care for unique character
- Dispatched within 24 hours (Monday - Friday)
- Typically delivered in 2–5 days
- Backed by our satisfaction promise
Penis champagne glasses that are actually good glassware.
Bring sophistication and a touch of daring design to every celebration. From afar, The Willy is an elegant, sculptural glass; up close, its unmistakable silhouette invites a knowing smile and conversation.
Each penis champagne flute holds 4 oz / 120 ml and is hand-poured from premium lead-free crystal for exceptional clarity and brilliance. To achieve perfect symmetry and durability, every piece is individually shaped in precision molds, meticulously finished by hand, and examined through three stages of rigorous quality control.
Our crystal is independently tested to meet US food-safety standards, ensuring every sip is pure and worry-free.
Each set is secured in two layers of dense, custom-cut foam inside a sleek, gift-ready box, delivering protection and a striking unboxing moment.
Available in sets of 2, 4, 6 and 12 — perfect for parties, bachelorette parties, hen nights, weddings, or just making Tuesday nights interesting. We ship from San Bernardino, California, with delivery that typically lands in 2–5 days.
The Willy never fails to deliver. It's bold, hilarious, and shamelessly high-quality — exactly what your glassware collection has been missing.
The Willy glasses are intended for use as a champagne glass, NOT bedtime adventures. Use responsibly.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 70 reviews.
Love the glasses! One came a little damaged from shipping and the company was AWESOME and sent me another one right away! Such great customer service. 5 STARS!!!
I just loved the idea of these glasses. And I thought they would add some distinctive color to my Emmy display.
Amazing customer service and Fantastic quality!!! I will definitely be buying more of these :)
Got as a Christmas gift for my former housemate and friend who hosts large brunches at his home. He loves them so much we'll be getting a 2nd set so there are enough for all of us!
We love these glasses. Perfect to bring in the new year, one cock at a time. Great customer service, great quality, fast delivery and most of all, the perfect size. :-) Happy New Years
The glasses are exactly what we needed for our bar!
The "street name" for Klinkys perfectly sized glassware was the best gift for my friend.
These are high quality glasses. They’re a great ice breaker and a bit of a laugh. Some friends are waiting for a dark colour to be released…
Love my Klinky! Great to drink out of. Funny watching my straight bros deal with it 😜
These are fantastic! They were a cheeky birthday gift for a champagne enthusiast and they loooove these flutes! I am so excited because I am ordering a few more sets for other friends!
The glasses arrived in perfect condition. Can't wait to host the next "guy's brunch"!
They where well packed and just as described. Love them. They are just perfect for our girls toast.
These were purchased as a gift. I am sure that they will love them!!
All broken when arrived. Cheap glass. Didn’t even bother returning. Too much of a hassle. Never order from this company again
Great item looks real!
Love them!! Great customer service, too!
Sounded like a “weak” crystal
Special anniversary surprise
Love them! 🍆❤️
A fun and playful, while useful flute for conversation and joy.
I gifted the glasses and they were a BIG hit!!!! The product was packaged (haha) very well and the glasses were good quality.
This product came very well packaged (ha see what i did there). Ha. I gifted these and they were a big hit. Very good quality.
These glasses are high quality and a great purchase for someone who wants something a little "special" for their collection.
Heart these; waiting for GFs bday
Great product, party favorite! Carefully packaged and arrived without damage. Love the bold colors and design.
As a long-time ally (parent/grandparent/friend), I love all things supporting the community! I love these champaign glasses and they will have a prominent place at my next prosecco party! The colors are vibrant, and they feel good to hold. ;)
Fun, Whimsical and More than just a Little SEXY!!!
Half of them arrived broken
Sadly, the glasses weren't for me...they were for a friend of mine...and she gave her daughter 2 of the original order and the daughter took all 6......so, these are replacements. I'm already thinking about who will be getting them for Christmas!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!
What a great company that gives back to the LGBTQ+ community! Thank you for donating 2 sets of your Pride XOXO KLINKY glasses to the High Desert Pride Center's fundraising efforts for programs and our Pride Prom in a small town that is not to nice to the LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY.
Great conversation topic and must be popular as this was a gift and the person jumped up and down when they saw the box. Came in great condition if i had a reason would biy these again. The biggest question we all have however is “who modeled these?”
Great glasses Great customer service
They are great and none were broke in transit, thanks so much
Ordered these as a gift. Wish there was an option to send as a gift with message (admittedly this may be an option that I just missed). The 4 pack did come with one broken, but customer service handled it easily and the new one was shipped out so fast. Was very surprised with how quickly it came! Pun very much intended. Thank you and the next purchase will be for our own set. =)
So good. So fun. And customer service was ridiculous good and replaced a glass that came broken. It came so fast, i was shocked. Pun intended.
These glasses are nice quality and can enhance a nice, light hearted laugh when people see them and giggle or can encourage a bit of naughtiness and forplay!
We used the glasses as a cheer up gift for some good friends that were awaiting some potentially bad news…everything turned out fine, thank goodness!!! But, they put them front and center in their crystal cabinet!!!
Absolutely stunning quality!!! You will not be disappointed!
Love everything about them -- Shape, color!